GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book